alkokeeld-kas selliste eestit soomlased tahtsidki?
*don't hit kids. no, seriously, they have guns now.
*you sould put a condom on your head because if you're going to act like a penis you should have no problem dressing like one.
*"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd betteter have a good hand."- Woody Allen
*Hello! I am not crazy, I`m just a little unwell.
*Mehed on nagu parkimiskohad. Kõik head on alati ära võetud ja alles ainult invaliididele.
*Ürgisastel on omad seadused- nuiaga pähe ja koopasse ää.....
*Palun vaikust, ma arenen !
*don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
*elu on kui lehm,iga päev saab pulli
*Aeg on nagu mees,teda ei huvita mida ma tahan
*mina pole midagi, sina pole sedagi
*Need lehmad, kes rohkem jooksevad ja udarat raputavad, teevadki jogurtit
*too weird to live, too rare to die
*A life!? Where can i download one of those?
*Jesus is coming.. everyone look busy.
*Behind the most beautiful eyes of an angel, lies the smile of a devil.
*Tequila is like amnesia in a bottle.
*Minu kõige metsikum peoöö oli siis, kui ma oma hamstrile disko korraldasin!
*Girls have unique magic powers-> They get wet without water,bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard...
*Kes on Eestis kõige lühem mees?Vastus: ? - Kärna Ärni. Kotid on kohe silmade all.
*Mitu korda ma pean vett tõmbama, et Sa kaoksid?

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